Sunday, June 29, 2014

4th of July Sale

Are you looking for something to do this 4th of July? Why not get a good book to read? Grab a copy of one of my kindle books on sale now for only 99 cents. Don't miss your chance to grab a wonderful book that will not only entertain you, but make you think as well! Hurry sale ends July 6th. http://Author.to/PamFunke

Friday, June 20, 2014

Promotional Sale Won't Last Long

Get your copy of the next installment of The Apocalypse series, The World at War, now before the next book comes out. It's currently on sale for just $1.25 using the coupon below.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Monday, May 19, 2014

Revamp Completed

YES! YES! YES! I have finished revamping and uploading the finished book. Those of you who have already read it will want to read the new one. It's even better than before and there are some new scenes. If you have already purchased it, you will need to redownload it to have the updated book. If you bought the physical book, private message me and I'll send you a free copy of the e-book version.

Saturday, May 3, 2014

In the Works

For all the fans of The Apocalypse Series, I have awesome news for you. The fourth installment of the series, The Return of Nicolaitanes, is finally being written for your enjoyment. Stay tuned for little tidbits and teasers. Although, I know that you are all anxious to continue the series, I am writing as fast as I can. I too, am anxious to find out what happens next. This series is going places that I cannot wait to explore. Besides, just like you, I have no clue as to what's going to happen to the characters until the book has been written. I can't wait to turn on the television (my mind) and watch the scenes fly off the tips of my fingers. This book is going to be exciting or should I say even more exciting than the last. Stay tuned......

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

It's Tuesday, Time For Another Great Excerpt


It's Tuesday and I feel like being generous. Here's another great excerpt from my book. Enjoy!

Adolph Christophe, Sergei and Anya Petrov turned to watch the latest newscast. Anya had been amused to watch the chaos their little charade had caused. Adolph had been most impressed. He could not believe that they had caused numerous countries to actually attack each other based on the assumption that they were currently being attacked by that country. What is wrong with people? They didn’t even check to verify that the target had actually been destroyed before attacking in retaliation. Incredibly stupid people—gotta love them. This is incredible—it’s just too easy. How many others will react this way as well? The missiles had in fact only been fabricated virtually to appear as though they were attacking those targets—only the retaliation missile fire had been real. Adolph could see why Nicolaitanes had chosen these Russians for the project—although he still had no idea what all it was that they had been entrusted to do. But perhaps it was better that he did not know. They were a little too shady for Adolph’s taste, although he did kind of like Miss Anya.

{TV ANNOUNCEMENT, ICNN News}

“I am here in Jerusalem, Israel where only moments ago the country was attacked by England. We are unsure of why England has declared war on its own ally. Prime Minister Olmert has gone underground with members of Parliament in an attempt to keep the country’s government intact. The death toll between Beersheba and Tiberias is 540 people and rising. Many more are wounded. Unfortunately for the wounded, people are too afraid to venture out into the attacked areas for fear of contracting a deadly disease (as what happened with earlier attacks on Israel) thus leaving the wounded without proper medical care forcing them to try to help each other.
In other parts of the world, I have been informed that similar attacks have also happened today. The United States has actually attacked Iraq and Canada. For what reason, we are still unsure. England has also attacked China. France has attacked the United States, England and Japan. Japan has attacked France and Turkey. Why have all these allies suddenly declared war on each other is beyond me? No one seems to know the reasoning behind any of this. What in the world is going on—the entire world wants to know. And if that weren’t bad enough, the rest of the world is choosing sides. This could potentially lead to another World War.
For those of you in the affected areas, I pray that God keeps you safe and protects you. Lord knows we all need it. I will keep you updated as I find out more. This is Gage Cameron, ICNN news. Be safe everyone.”

“What did we tell you, Adolph? Are you satisfied with the technology? Now do you know why you are here?” Sergei asked.
“Yes Sergei, I am most impressed. I see what it is that attracted Nicolaitanes to you. You have much talent here,” Adolph replied.
He walked around the room; he definitely was glad that Sergei and the others were on his side. He would hate to be on the side against Sergei’s people. Heck, he would hate to be on the side against Nicolaitanes for that matter. He suddenly turned towards Anya as he had an idea.
“Anya, with that program can we make it appear to the world as though all of this was orchestrated by the Christians?” Adolph asked.
Anya looked puzzled. She turned questioningly to Sergei. Sergei just shrugged.
“I do not know what purpose that would serve but it is doable,” Anya replied. Adolph smiled.
“Good, then do it,” he said. Anya looked to her father for approval.
“Okay,” Sergei said nodding to one of the others. Adolph smiled, life was good. Now all he had to do was report in and return back to the base.
Anya lead Adolph and Sergei back up into the house. “Is there a phone around here that I may use? I have to make a call,” Adolph asked.
Anya looked afraid, she really did not trust Adolph. She didn’t much trust any outsiders.
“Why do you need use of the phone?” she asked sternly.
“I have to report back to Nicolaitanes if you must know,” Adolph snapped. The nerve of that woman.
Sergei nodded to Anya then turned and went back to the elevator. Anya watched her father descend in the elevator before returning her attention to Adolph. She then turned to lead Adolph to the phone in the foyer.
“Here, you can use that phone. Please to not be talking long. Is an international call, yes?” Anya said.
“I won’t be long,” Adolph replied. Anya walked out of sight.
Adolph waited until Anya had left before making his phone call.
“Hello? Yes, it’s me, Adolph. No, no, I am still in Russia. Yes, I think that I have done all that I can do here. Anya and Sergei have been most helpful, Rosalind. Am I finished now as I would like to return back home? I really don’t wish too but if you insist. Fine I will stay here,” Adolph resigned.
Anya didn’t hear much of the conversation; she only wished that she had been able to hear the other side of the conversation. She sighed. Looks like he’s going to be with us awhile longer. I’m not to be liking this much but what can I do? Anya was not a happy camper.
“I wonder why they want me to stay. Nicolaitanes must have some further purpose for Adolph here. What could the purpose possibly be? I will have to discuss this with Sergei,” she mumbled.
Adolph hung up the phone and walked down the foyer towards the stairway. He nearly knocked Anya over as he turned the corner. She dropped the tray that she was carrying and the tea pot and cups shattered.
“I am truly sorry. Are you okay?” Adolph asked helping her pick up the broken pieces.
“Thank you,” Anya said politely.
“Did you need something? I have to make Sergei his afternoon tea,” Anya said curtly. Adolph looked embarrassed.
“I just wanted to tell you that Nicolaitanes wants me to stay here with you and your father a little while longer,” Adolph replied. Anya raised her eyebrows questioningly.
“For what purpose?” she inquired.
“I do not know just yet. I hope that I am not imposing on you,” Adolph replied.
“It does not matter, does it? It is what Nicolaitanes wants. Yes?” Anya remarked.
“I suppose you’re right. I will let you get on with your work then,” Adolph said before walking away.
He was disappointed. Although sometimes Anya got on his last nerve with her pompous behavior, he had a slight crush on her. He had hoped to have a little chat with Anya; perhaps a nice little walk out in the garden. Oh well, perhaps another time.
I still do not quite trust him. Anya watched him walk away. Anya returned to the kitchen to make another pot of tea for her father. She was very troubled by Adolph’s news, did Nicolaitanes no longer trust them?
Adolph walked back down the hallway. I don’t trust these people, well not Sergei and the others anyway. There’s just something about this place; they have too much power. Why does Nicolaitanes want me to stay here anyway? What can I possibly do here now? I’ve completed my mission here.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Such An Awesome Feeling


What a great feeling it is to hold a physical copy of something that you've written and gotten published. It is an amazing feeling that is not quite describable. I want to thank each and every one of you who have purchased a copy and I hope that you are enjoying the book. I would love to know what you thought about the book so please leave a review wherever you purchased the book from. Thanks again to all my wonderful fans.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

It's Read an E-book Week


It's read an e-book week! All of my books are on sale anywhere from 50% to 75% during this week. So hurry and get a copy before the sale is over! http://bit.ly/1kHMNVw




Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Free E-book

Have you been wondering about The Apocalypse series? Well, now's your chance to check it out for yourself. The ebook will be free using the code provided below until March 1st. So, hurry and get your copy today. Happy reading! I hope that you enjoy it.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Great New Look


What do you think about this great new cover? Isn't it awesome? I like it much better than the last one that I had.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Short Interview with Katie Farnsworth

Me: Hello Katie. Tell us about yourself, please.
Character: Hello. My name is Katie Farnsworth. How are you this evening? I am a 50 year old grandmother of four, although I don't get to see them as often as I would like. I am what some would refer to as a church mother. I was raised in the church as was my mother and her mother before her. Is there anything specific that you would like to ask me?
Me: Katie, where are you from? Do your grandchildren live far away from you, is that why you do not get to see them much? I have a granddaughter on the way and I'm excited to met her. Do you work, and if so what is your career? What do you like to do in your spare time? What church were you raised in?
Character: I am from Baton Rogue, Louisiana. Yes, my grandchildren are scattered all across the United States as my daughter and two sons are all in the military. It's hard to be away from my family for so long. Yes, I work still. The current economy makes it hard for someone like me to be able to retire. I am a scientist on a military base. I was raised in a Church of God.
Me: Thank you for your time Miss Katie. Have a blessed day.
Character: Thank you for having me. You have a blessed day also.

Interview with Serenity Lambert

Me: Good morning and thank you for coming out to interview with me today. Why don’t you start by telling us your name?
Character: Well thank you for having me today. My name is Serenity Marie Lambert.
Me: Can you tell us a little about yourself?
Character: Ummm, [nervously twists hair and places it behind her ear] what would you like to know about me?
Me: Where were you born?
Character: I was born in London, England.
Me: Really? Is that where you live now?Character: No, I’m currently residing in Hinesville, Georgia.
Me: Why are you in Hinesville, Georgia?
Character: Well, I’m here on business, but I’m not really supposed to talk about it. [She nervously looks around the room and fidgets in her chair uncomfortably.]
Me: What sort of business are you working on? Do you work with the FBI or something? [I laugh.]
Character: Do you promise to keep it a secret? Because this really must not get out! If Nicolaitanes ever found out that I was here…..well he just can’t know. Okay? [She gets up and paces back and forth across the room]
Me: Who’s Nicolaitanes?
Character: Nicolaitanes Balac, he’s the President of Italy. Haven’t you heard of him?
Me: No, I haven’t really been keeping up with the news.
Character: Well, he’s a really powerful man. Don’t tell anyone but I think that he’s really in charge of Operation Dark Angel.
Me: What’s Operation Dark Angel?
Character: Oh dear, I should not have said that. [Shifts in chair and meets interviewer's eyes briefly before looking away.]
Me: Is that what you are in Hinesville working on?
Character: [Silence for several seconds.] Yes, but I really wish that I had never gotten involved. They lied to us you know. It is not what they said. How can destroying whole cities and starting wars be for the good of the people? [She looks thoughtfully out of the window.]
Me: What? Are you telling me that you are working on a project that is causing wars?
Character: Don’t look at me like that. If they had told me the truth, I never would have gotten involved. Look, do you mind if we change the subject? I really don’t want to talk about it anymore.
Me: Sure. What do you like to do when you’re not working?Character: I absolutely love to read, cook and paint.
Me: What genre of books do you enjoy reading?
Character: Mostly, I like to read romance novels but do enjoy a good mystery.
Me: What is your favorite book?Character: Gone With the Wind
Me: Really? That’s one of my favorite books as well. Is there anything else that you would like to tell us?
Character: [She looks around before whispering.] Go and find somewhere safe to hide. Things are about to get really ugly around here. Don’t trust anybody! I mean it, NO ONE. If you don’t believe in God, now is the time to start. He’s the only one who can get us out of this mess.
Me: [I look at her bewildered.] What do you mean by that?
Character: I’m sorry, I really can’t say any more. Thanks so much for having me. I have to go now. [She then turns and runs out of the door.]